In a nutshell: The world's first witch-feminist hybrid! Foreign languages include Latin and Sarcasm. Would grab my leather jacket in an apartment fire and bring mascara to a desert island. I run almost exclusively on hazelnut coffee and male tears.
Out of the nutshell: 21 year old university student who could easily have a PhD in watching television but am instead majoring in Classical Civilization and International Relations. I'm considering grad school but also hoping that someone will find this blog and just pay me to exist. (how has this not already happened? it's like there's no justice) Fairly critical of pretty much everything but actually likes quite a bit of stuff. Just recently learned how to do winged eyeliner. I love food, especially breakfast, avocados, popcorn, and pomegranate greek yogurt. I work at my university's registrar office which yields hilarity often. In a very loving relationship with Netflix and every female character ever.
What I'll probably write about: pop culture!!!!!!!!!!, music, food, fashun, and One Direction. no seriously.
(If it was not already apparent, I am Princess Bubblegum in real life.)
